Dating my exhusband

26-Jul-2017 21:11

'As far as I'm concerned, they are two parishioners who came to me to be married and I could see no reason not to. He replied that he didn't sit in judgment of others.'So God doesn't mind if we sleep with other people's husbands? He told me that he didn't think there was any point in carrying on the conversation. I'd left a message demanding how he had the nerve to get married in a church after what he'd done to me. The act that founded the Church of England and allowed Henry VIII to divorce his first wife so that he could go on and marry the second - at least until he cut off her head. I was angry - yet my feelings felt beyond my control.

Alicia had come along just as Rod and I were marrying after 12 years and two children together.Sadly in an environment offering too much temptation, Rod had an affair.

If you are constantly feeling the need to give advice to the same person, then maybe you need to surround yourself with other people and not constantly put yourself in the “Dear Abby” role. Be a friend, but worry about your own choices in life first, not theirs.… continue reading »

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